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10 Fast Food Monstrosities Only A Dumbass Would Eat

There are few things we do better as a nation than creating awesomely dumb fast-food monstrosities. It's not enough to have a greasy cheeseburger-- we have to sandwich it between two Krispy Kremes. As Mark Twain once said, there is nothing that can't be made better with the addition of cheese and/or bacon. (Well, he would have said that if he had ever tasted a Triple Baconator.) It doesn't matter that these fat, sodium, and calorie bombs are expanding our waistlines and lining the pockets of greedy health insurance fat cats. We demand ever more extravagant culinary delights. "You are dead to us, Big Mac!," we bellow, or we would bellow if years of fried cheese and Cinnabon consumption hadn't weakened our vocal cords. Luckily, the fast food giants are more than happy to devise increasingly ridiculous menu items for us to shove down our collective gullets.

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Fine Wine: 15 Men in Music Who’ve Aged Remarkably Well

As the Red Hot Chili Peppers release their tenth studio album this week, we can’t help but daydream ruminate about how much of a sex symbol frontman Anthony Kiedis was—who could forget the sock?!—and still is. Time has been kind to Mr. Suck My Kiss, and he is definitely not alone in that regard; there’s an entire legion of men in music whose good looks and sex appeal have fermented in the manner of a perfectly-mature wine. Whether you grew up with one of their faces taped to your Trapper Keeper or you’re old enough to be their mom, there’s a hunk on this list for you. From rock to hip hop, songwriters to bass players, we’ve got Arena Gods, men who are Good With Their Hands, Smooth Operators, International Flavors, and like the Chili Peppers’ singer, Spicy Sex Symbols.

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Veals on Wheels: 10 Rejected Food Truck Names

Last week, assistant music editor Craig Hlavaty amused the entire office by forwarding a link to Filmdrunk’s recent post, “Ideas for Movie-Themed Food Trucks.” On the front page was the Photoshopped image of a “Hunan Centipede” food truck that haunted us all for days. Talk about a rejected food truck name. Later that week, I bantered with fellow staff writer Craig Malisow about more “rejected food truck names,” coming up with some pretty lame ideas: Hot Dogs-n-Cats, Corn on the Cholera. Malisow suggested Hit ‘n’ Run and was chagrined when I told him that there’s already a Hit ‘n’ Run food truck in Houston, advertising — you guessed it — “killer street food.” Undaunted, we came up with a list of more rejected food truck names — well, mostly Malisow did — for any future Houston food trucks who, like Hit ‘n’ Run, really want to take it that extra mile.

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10 Celebrity Foreclosures

Ever since the housing crisis began, Americans have gotten used to hearing a word that only used to apply to the very desperate — foreclosure. In the past, the word summoned to mind images of abandoned, dilapidated homes with boarded windows, a vacant porch swing and the occasional tumbleweed. Those days are over, and the foreclosed home in move-in condition is an increasingly common sight today. It seems like something that can happen to anybody, including famous people. The idea that celebrities are immune to market forces is long gone. Many of the celebrities who went into foreclosure were in career decline at the time. However, some have gone into foreclosure while still having a popular movie in the multiplexes, or a recording that tops the Billboard charts. Fame is no longer protection from foreclosure, and neither is success.

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8 Celebrity Death Hoaxes

There always seems to be celebrity death hoaxes that pop up online every couple of months, usually they are started by bored people on the internet who think it’s funny and other times it’s by the celebrity’s publicist looking to get a bit of publicity for the celeb.

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10 Reasons 2011 Should and Will Begin the Apocalypse

Every year, without fail, commonly recurring natural disasters, stormy weather conditions, changes in animal behavior, and even oddly shaped clouds in the sky prompt a new slew of lunatics to claim that end time is nigh. It’s almost as if — wait, it’s exactly the case that most of these people are biding their time, excitedly twiddling their thumbs in anticipation of the moment when Jesus defends from the sky to suck them up with a giant vacuum. That, or the prophet has ulterior motives, typically known as ‘brainwashing people’ and ‘creating distractions’. But forget logic; 2011 is the real beginning of the end! Here’s why.

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25 Legendary Video Game Characters

Guinness World Records: Gamer's Edition released a list of the top 50 video game characters, based on feedback from a 13,000-person pool of gamers. Here are the first 25 entries on that list, along with a little background about each character.

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Top 10 Banned Movies

For nearly the entire history of film production, certain films have been banned by film censorship or review organizations for political or moral reasons. Typically, a banned film goes through editing to remove explicit scenes, and is then re-released. The following entries include films that have, at some point, been disallowed for public viewing. I have ranked entries based on a combination of the nature of the ban and the critical reception and overall popularity of the film. [WARNING: some of the video clips in this list contain extremely violent or disturbing scenes.]

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6 Things Every Girl Is Afraid To Do In Front Of Her Man

Moving in together is a huge step for any couple. While the guy might worry his Xbox will be replaced with a stack of Oprah magazines, we’re stressing about losing all of our privacy. It’s not that we don’t want to spend every single waking moment together — it’s more like we don’t want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions. Here are the top six things we’re scared to do in front of you.

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7 Incredibly Surprising Roles From Typecasted Actors

Typecasting is death in Hollywood. If you keep doing the same kinds of roles over and over A) you’ll go insane and B) people will get sick of your stuff. But the sad paradox of Hollywood is that once you’ve established yourself as one kind of actor, you’re basically stuck that way because that’s all people will send you scripts for, turning the whole thing into a spiral of crap. It’s extremely difficult to break out of, and it’s ended numerous careers. Some actors get fed up with it, and then you get the roles where those actors try to break out of their type and as time goes by they end up looking like movies from some creepy alternate dimension or something. But what’s also weird is going back through an actor’s early filmography and finding insane gems where they’re going totally against their later-established type. For some more famous examples, just look at Keanu Reeves in the Bill & Ted movies or Sean Penn in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Neither of those guys would even put their cigarette out on those scripts now, and that’s what makes seeing them in those roles hilarious.

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